
CHARACTER PROFILES

NAME: P.I.G.
AGE: ?
OCCUPATION: Police Investigator
LIKES: justice, cigs & tins, cruising, "shootin' the shit and shootin' the crims", Bear
DISLIKES: injustice, secrets, sobriety, bullies, lack of direction, bowling
SIGNATURE LOOK: rarely seen without his shades or a cig in mouth
FAVOURITE BEER: Hogbraü


NAME: Clucksworth
AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 26
OCCUPATION: Patrol Officer
LIKES: money, cars, hens
DISLIKES: his parents, paperwork, pressure
SIGNATURE LOOK: well groomed tail plume
P.I.G.'s OPINION: "He's a slick cop but he can't stand the heat"


NAME: Quackstein
AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 37
OCCUPATION: Police Sergeant
LIKES: order, stats, efficiency, respect, technology
DISLIKES: spicy food, loud music, irregular shapes
SIGNATURE LOOK: pen & pad in hand
SECRET FACT: although his father is a goose, he takes his name from his mother who is a duck


NAME: Chief Duck
AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 55
OCCUPATION: Police Chief
LIKES: results, diligence, The Art of War, bread, comradery
DISLIKES: laziness, politics, olives
SIGNATURE LOOK: only ever seen in profile
FAVOURITE QUOTE: "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" - Sun Tzu


KNOWN AS: NAGASAKI DOG
AGE: ?
OCCUPATION: ?
LIKES: ?
DISLIKES: ?
SIGNATURE LOOK: ?
FAVOURITE PUNCTUATION MARK: ?
