CHARACTER PROFILES

NAME: P.I.G.

AGE: ?

OCCUPATION: Police Investigator

LIKES: justice, cigs & tins, cruising, "shootin' the shit and shootin' the crims", Bear

DISLIKES: injustice, secrets, sobriety, bullies, lack of direction, bowling

SIGNATURE LOOK: rarely seen without his shades or a cig in mouth

FAVOURITE BEER: Hogbraü

P.I.G.

NAME: Bear

AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 29

OCCUPATION: Police Investigator

LIKES: honey-glazed donuts, friendship, ska, krav maga, P.I.G.

DISLIKES: driving, solitude, dishonesty

SIGNATURE LOOK: scruffy fur and service cap

HIDDEN TALENT: can sleep for 3 months to conserve energy

BEAR

NAME: Clucksworth

AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 26

OCCUPATION: Patrol Officer

LIKES: money, cars, hens

DISLIKES: his parents, paperwork, pressure

SIGNATURE LOOK: well groomed tail plume

P.I.G.'s OPINION: "He's a slick cop but he can't stand the heat"

CLUCKSWORTH

NAME: Quackstein

AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 37

OCCUPATION: Police Sergeant

LIKES: order, stats, efficiency, respect, technology

DISLIKES: spicy food, loud music, irregular shapes

SIGNATURE LOOK: pen & pad in hand

SECRET FACT: although his father is a goose, he takes his name from his mother who is a duck

QUACKSTEIN

NAME: Chief Duck

AGE (AT TIME OF P.I.G.'s DISAPPEARANCE): 55

OCCUPATION: Police Chief

LIKES: results, diligence, The Art of War, bread, comradery

DISLIKES: laziness, politics, olives

SIGNATURE LOOK: only ever seen in profile

FAVOURITE QUOTE: "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" - Sun Tzu

CHIEF DUCK

KNOWN AS: NAGASAKI DOG

AGE: ?

OCCUPATION: ?

LIKES: ?

DISLIKES: ?

SIGNATURE LOOK: ?

FAVOURITE PUNCTUATION MARK: ?

NAGASAKI DOG